thedefenestrationoftonystark

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

lokimylord
gitsie007:

lokii-d:

god-of-gold:

thejewsdidthis:

benedicthiddleston:

tea-and-a-slice-of-standoffish:

lilithlaufeyson:

anorie:

livin-la-vida-l0ki:

weaponizedwit:

greatbriton:

mr-charles:

WHY DIDN’T YOU GET IN THE FUCKING CAR LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON?

he’s never ridden in a car before.  this might be how he thinks it works?

He probably couldn’t fit in it.

the seatbelts are too subjugating for him

There is no car in Midgard big enough to hold all his awesome and badassery.
And besides, have you ever ridden in the back of a truck like that? Shit’s awesome.

the seatbelts are too subjugating, omg I’m dyingggg 

reblogging for the comments, especially that fucking top one

Plus he was hurt. The back has more room to stretch out.
I just never questioned Loki’s antics. I mean, questions get people killed…

LEAVE HIM ALONE DAMMIT

gUYS CAN WE JUST ALL BE QUIET AND APPRECIATE THE BUTT

DAT ASS.

LMAO!!!

gitsie007:

lokii-d:

god-of-gold:

thejewsdidthis:

benedicthiddleston:

tea-and-a-slice-of-standoffish:

lilithlaufeyson:

anorie:

livin-la-vida-l0ki:

weaponizedwit:

greatbriton:

mr-charles:

WHY DIDN’T YOU GET IN THE FUCKING CAR LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON?

he’s never ridden in a car before.  this might be how he thinks it works?

He probably couldn’t fit in it.

the seatbelts are too subjugating for him

There is no car in Midgard big enough to hold all his awesome and badassery.

And besides, have you ever ridden in the back of a truck like that? Shit’s awesome.

the seatbelts are too subjugating, omg I’m dyingggg 

reblogging for the comments, especially that fucking top one

Plus he was hurt. The back has more room to stretch out.

I just never questioned Loki’s antics. I mean, questions get people killed…

LEAVE HIM ALONE DAMMIT

gUYS CAN WE JUST ALL BE QUIET AND APPRECIATE THE BUTT

DAT ASS.

LMAO!!!

lightneverfades

lightneverfades:

What If: Fandom AU | Frostiron + Cyberhusbands / Part III (Warning: Dub-con/NSFW fic?)

PLOT: What if JARVIS goes rogue and helps Loki mind-control Tony because his system realizes that Tony’s true potential lies in chaos rather than peace?

Fic #3

"This changes nothing," Loki’s voice was cold, but sounded brittle in Tony’s ears. "Mere animal impulses, driven purely by lust."

The mission was a success. He’d easily taken whatever Loki needed to assemble the machine used to create a wormhole within Earth’s atmosphere, bringing an alien army that would unleash it’s horrors down upon his home planet. Created a little chaos here and there, left a dashing puddle of blood in his wake.

It was almost too easy, what he’d done. 

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